Sunday, November 20, 2011

Letter Of Apology

Dear towns people,

As a descendant of the founder of this town. I feel that it is my responsibility and duty to keep evil and wrong doing away.

Many of you may have received anonymous letters over the past year or so. I am indeed the author of these letters. I want to make it publicly known that the purpose of these letters was to correct people's behaviour so that our town's reputation remained impeccably to others. My benevolent act to rid our town of evil has made a positive difference on our town. I am not writing this letter for anyone to thank me.

Today I am writing to inform the town that I myself received an anonymous letter that was threatening and mean-spirited. Someone actually trashed my beloved rose garden.

I graciously and respectfully request that my beautiful rose garden be replaced by our local town gardener.

I apologize if my anonymous letters offended anyone. Their intent was to help make our town an even better place to live!

Sincerely,

Adela Strangeworth